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Post  Hayden_Bloom on Wed Aug 12, 2009 1:08 pm

I don't get that, because my cock isn't on my neck.
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Post  Jakob on Wed Aug 12, 2009 1:52 pm

That's what makes it a metaphor.
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Post  Roundapanda on Wed Aug 12, 2009 2:21 pm

Hayden_Bloom wrote:I have a fucking Vampire hurdle. What is with this sudden obsession? I know that Twilight is popular, but when Potter was big nobody wanted to actually be a fucking wizard and walk around in a cape with a wand, so why do we now have people who want to be fucking Vampires? And how the fuck is drinking blood sexy? I've never had my blood sucked, but I value the eight pints that are flowing around my body thank you very much... and now i'm teetering over the precipice of just becoming a Tony Hancock sketch I shall move on...

The fucking Vampire lovers are making me not want to like True Blood, or Let The Right One In, which are two of my favourite things that i've seen this year. Its pissing the fuck out of me, because wherever I fucking turn people are reading that shitting book or talking about that fucking Cullen bloke. I should have fucking smacked him when I met him, the cunt.

Fuck Ben, calm down, you guys see what this Vampire thing is doing to me? I promised a female friend that I would read the next book in that fucking saga after the first one, but I have been really put off by this shit.

Vampires are sexy because they SPARKLE!
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Post  kumarhk on Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:37 am

Hayden_Bloom wrote:I don't get that, because my cock isn't on my neck.
Well the funny thing about my back is that it is located on my cock.
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Post  kumarhk on Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:38 am

Also, Buffy the Vampire Slayer keeps the vampires evil bloodsucking creatures from hell, which I find refreshing.
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